After Britney Spears’s first train wreck marriage, Lance Bass came out to her to console her.

Since the outing, Britney married another idiot, had two kids and went crazy. Somehow her friendship with Lance fell by the wayside. Too bad for Lance: now that he’s played his gay card, he could have used his connection with Britney to stay in the tabs. Oh wait, he already did!

[Queerty]