In the style of Oprah givin' away cars, and a whole bunch of other stuff on her "favorite things" episodes, Ellen Degeneres was in a giving mood this morning.

In honor of Valentine's Day, Ellen gave her entire audience a right-hand diamond ring, humorously explaining that it's not exclusive — she can still see other audiences. Damn, we can only imagine the rock she got Porcia di Rossi.

What really sucks is that all these cool "give away" shows are in places like L.A. and Chicago. Martha Stewart, it's time to get to steppin' on the give aways, girl. (And don't try to throw those left-over I Heart NY condoms at us, either.)