Breaking: Guess Who's Knocked Up?
The fact that this is breaking news makes us want to abort ourselves
Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. And she's keeping it. And she's 16.
We know what you're thinking; we're thinking it too. This is going to be the best Spears Christmas ever!
We'd blame Juno , but there's no way Jamie Lynn has seen it.
Update:
A Christian publishing company has ended its deal to distribute Lynne Spears's ironic parenting book, which we think is a mistake. That shit would sell like mitten-gloves at Urban Outfitters.
[TMZ]
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Wasn't this in the Enquirer about a month ago?
I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic about the Juno comment or not — just in case:
http://www.pagesix.com/story/b.....s+bun+oven
I was being sarcastic. I take it back, I do blame Juno. Not to generalize, but indie films are usually the cause of every problem ever.
this is sooo late
Maybe Disney will produce "Kids Get Horny Too" for Jamie to star in next year.
i think that jamie's pregancy isnt a bad thing i mean i want to see what happens and see how everthign turns out. and i think when people think that shes young and stuff are wrong cause its her decision not yours. if she wants baby she can have one.
she needs to just leave hollywood for good. no comeback, no cameos. just stay in louisana and raise her childthe way a mother should and hopefully break this tragic cycle.
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Toss in a couple venereal diseases and a welfare check and this child is ready for hip hop.