In recent and unexpected news, we've just learned that Lindsay Lohan has been permitted a temporary respite from inside the walls of the Los Angeles Wonderland rehabilitation center, where she's been subjected to hour after grueling hour of American Idol, and forced to consume Poland Spring bottles that (gasp!) actually contain Poland Spring water.
But now, thankfully, the insanity has been put on a temporary hiatus as Linds has evidently obtained permission to duck out for a quick meeting or two in between naps. Because, while we stupidly thought rehab was a 24/7 kinda gig, it turns out that celebrities can come and go as they please, provided that they agree to wear an idiotic, light pink diaper to ensure their speedy return.
Seriously, we don't really get the rules (or the thought process that went into Lindsay's outfit), but we're doing our best to learn as we go. In a weird way, though, the whole actually makes a lot of sense. After all, what good is rehab if you're not consciously choosing to put yourself there? And what better way to demonstrate your commitment to getting better than by prancing around outside the rehab center in a homemade, hipster/superhero outfit?**
So, in conclusion, we think Lindsay's new looks is empowering, and that somehow, the leggings, boots and diaper get-up all seamlessly combine for an emphatic, "Take that, James Franco!" Walk proudly, Lindsay, and walk right out of Wonderland until you're finally ready to slip back down into the rabbit-hole. And hey, at least that nifty pink diaper of yours will help soften your fall on the way.
And, frankly, we kind of dig it.
**Of course, there's always the possibility that Linds has gone from shilling for ProActiv to being the new face of Depends, but somehow we think this falls more under the category of "Bizarre Fashion Statement" than it does "Poopy Pants Ensemble."
Earlier:
• Update: Lindsay Lohan Makes It Through A Grueling 24 Hours Of Rehab
• Breaking: Lindsay Lohan Enters Rebab For 'Reasons Undisclosed.'
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it's a long tank top that isn't cut straight across the bottom and thusly looks like underwear from some angles. You can see it's a shirt in other pictures; if you choose to post them all.
Sorry, have to disagree. I've seen other pics as well on numerous shots and some of them clearly show that it is a body suit she has on under the tee shirt, but over the damn pants! If this is what rehab is doing for her, she ought to come out in great shape!
That's the funny thing about celebrities. Whether we like it or not, they will almost always be given special treatment. If a celebrity is sentenced to death by electric chair, the chair would probably be cushioned or something.
Y'all are stupid- it's a leotard and tights with a tshirt over it- probably practicing for that stripper movie! pay attention
I feel bad for poor Linds. I mean, she just needs a break, and there are always cameramen, just waiting to take her picture when all she wants to do is take a jog in her bikini and heels, or a stroll in her undies-as-outies.
It must be hard to have people so interested in your comings and goings. Maybe making millions of dollars for less-than-adequite (yeah!) work makes up for it on some level…
Please people, don't be so ignorant.. Check out some other blogs and take a look at the Lindsay Lohan AA posts, and you will see that it is a long tank top. It's unbelievable what people are willing to believe when you write stupid stuff on your blog.
Why don't you write George Bush is an alien? Let's see how many people come to defend this retard