Apparently, it’s a slow week in print, too because the L.A. Times is reporting that kids don’t want to spend money online. No way, right?

Okay, media moguls, get this: A 15 year-old kid who even works for her student paper says, "If I want to read a newspaper, I go online, but I wouldn't pay for it. Our generation doesn't pay for things on the Internet." F, man. What are we going to do?

Let’s just burn this entire internet thing to the ground. What's there to lose? To keep it real, Lolcat isn’t that funny.