While we hate to trouble you with hard news late in the day on a Friday afternoon, the reviews are starting to come in for Graydon Carter's Waverly Inn, and they're somewhat less than favorable.

One Jossip spy rants about the food but raves about the A-list clientèle. "Yeah, the food is terrible, but the celeb sightings are priceless–like the credit card commercials."

And while pretty much everyone agrees that the secretive dining establishment boasts an impressive assortment of bold-faced names, there's also a fairly strong consensus that the food is overpriced and (dare we say it??) undercooked. Our tipster brags about close encounters of the Barack Obama, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas kind, but laments that her stomach was practically growling loudly enough to disturb the other extremely famous and important patrons. But seriously, how bad was the food?

"Like, I maybe had two bites of my salmon. Which was $25. So gross."

Wait a sec, twenty-five dollars for some mediocre salmon and a table next to Barack Obama? We'll take it! (But only because we're slightly desperate and had a really, really big lunch today).

Have you been to the Inn? If so, tell us your extremely anonymous impressions, making sure to include the celebrity eye candy (in terrifying stalkerazzi detail) as well as indicate whether you'd prefer the $25 salmon to a good old fashioned peanut butter sandwich—with the crusts cut off—in a blind taste test.