Breaking: Women Are Bitches
And like judging other women
 

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If there’s one thing we learned from high school, it’s that women hate women. Maybe it’s evolutionary, but girls constantly put one another down, criticize one another and are jealous of any attention or success their peers get.

And unlike Calculus, we haven’t forgotten this lesson as we’ve gone through the world. Women are bitches. It’s just a fact.
Based on the ads for tampons and vaginal perfumes, tabloids are read mostly by women. So it’s no surprise that these magazines devote more space to struggling starlets than to actors who should actually be on suicide watch.

Sexism isn’t to blame, exactly. Women just get off on seeing beautiful women struggle. Serial drunk driver Keifer Sutherland can be saved. But Paris Hilton deserves what’s coming to her.

Sympathy doesn’t sell magazines. Schadenfreude, however, moves units.

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Comments (3)

No. 1 · Kylee

I'm sick of women. I avoided friendships with women since my teenage years. Now I'm 34 and remembering why I avoided women back in my teens. They are bitchy and underhanded with how they try to tear apart other women's security and self esteem. All because they are so insanely jealous of what they may or may not have. Ladies please, we've demanded that men evolve from the sexist brutes they once were to the sensitive new age guys of today; isn't it time women evolved past their insecure, bitch/pack mentality? I hope one day, the universe proves me wrong… till then, I'll just keep walking the dog and deflecting the oestrogen charged insults and judgements.

Posted: Dec 30, 2008 at 4:07 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · terri

Most women are self-centered little girls, the ones raised here in the USA anyway. I was born here in the US, but with the exception of one woman, all my close female friends are from other countries. I am still astonished at how rude, snarky and tactless women are when dealing with other females. I used to approach women in a friendly manner, but now I'm learning to stay away from them all together. I welcome the chance to meet cool women, but they are so few and far between, and one must always approach women with suspicion. It's a very sad truth.

Posted: Jan 4, 2009 at 8:39 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Jennifer

It is the truth and agreed. We should first take a look at ourselves to make our inner and outer appearance shine. I was starting to believe because single in my 30's. Maybe it is because of people and how they listen and not to be so trusting. Alot of my past friends are now settled and I'm happy for them. I stopped trying so much and just know that happiness and self worth is not to be broken into a million little connect the dots. No matter who you are.
Much love for understanding and truth.

Posted: Jan 6, 2009 at 7:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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