While Brandon Davis' assault on Lindsay Lohan was pretty freakin' entertaining, it didn't stop Brett Ratner from admitting he'd like to take off her clothes and take photos of her … in all her firecrotch glory.

I want to shoot some women. Halle Berry would be cool. And Lindsay Lohan … I'd like to shoot the Pirelli calendar. Wouldn't that be awesome? Hot!" Ratner gushed, referring to the famed calendar featuring nudes.

A young blond woman in tight jeans interrupted to ask: "Can you be requested to take pictures? Do you do nude shots?" The gum-chomping Ratner brushed her off, then confided: "I'd like to take nude pictures of girls. Not her, though."

Which didn't stop him from checking her out as she sauntered away. Ratner admitted: "I'm overpaid as a photographer, I've got to say. Way overpaid."

What he should have said was, "look bitch, do it doggie style with Billy Bob Thorton or learn how to cum freckles and then we'll chat about how I can profit from the sale of your body." But we guess Ratner has way too much class for that.

From 'X-Men' to X-rated women? [Lloyd Grove, Daily News]