Brian Williams' Love Letter to Michael Phelps and McDonald's
Suck it, America!


SRSLY, Brian Williams, we all have a crush on Michael Phelps, you don't need to rub it in our face that you guys are both lovin' it:

All he wanted after yesterday’s race was McDonalds. Before our interview, a producer asked him for his order. He initially wanted a cheeseburger, Big Mac and fries. Then I stepped in (having done the research) and told him that the double cheeseburgers here were good, better than in the States. I told him there was no mustard on them, and that the minced onion was kept to a minimum. I could see in his eyes that he realized he was in the company of a fellow aficionado. He changed his order – so excited at the thought of McDonalds for the first time since arriving here in Beijing — and the interview began.

You are such a dork, Williams. You sound like Barbara Walters whenever she starts in about Gabriel Byrne. But to be fair, Matt Lauer is worser.

Aug 18, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · Respond
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