Britney Back In Rehab For Third Time This Week; Here's To Hoping They Lock The Door Behind Her
 

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We really didn't want to have to do this, but we feel obliged to inform you that Britney has reportedly signed up for her third round of rehab.

According to TMZ, Federline's emergency custody hearing has been temporarily postponed on the condition that Britney enrolls in—and completes—an inpatient rehab program scheduled to last between 30 and 45 days.

Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance — if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.

Surprisingly, although the blogs have been in frenzied competition all week long to catalogue "Britney Shears" and her gradual descent into madness, they mostly had encouraging words for the obviously troubled former pop star:

• "Here’s hoping….third time’s a charm!" (Dlisted)
• "We all hope for the best for Britney, and wish that she is finally able and, more importantly, willing to get the help that she so desperately needs." (Popsugar)
• "We think Britney's gonna make it this time. We give her TWO days until she tries to escape rehab again!!! (PerezHilton)

Well, almost all the blogs were sympathetic. But, for what it's worth, we wish her the best.

Comments (0)

No. 1 · MediaPerson

No wait, she's just checked out…hold on, she's back in…nope, out again. Oh, now she's in, but the wig's staying out.

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 12:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Justin Pot

Who would have ever thought that Federline would turn out to be the better parent?

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 12:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · wrinkly, stinky 90 year old cooter too

I hope she keeps sucking on lots of stinking cigarettes…I love the wrinkly-lip Edie Falco look she's developing! LOLOL!

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 2:34 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Help Her

Instead of humiliating her, I will pray for her well being and may she recover quickly for her kids. Lets not forget about PPD, she just had a little one. May GOD Bless her and her family.

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 at 3:19 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Awwwwww.

That is so sweet of you poster No.4.

Posted: Feb 23, 2007 at 12:28 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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