Britney Spears Calls Off Best Chance at Looking Like the Smartest Person On Stage
Are insta-BFFs Paris Hilton and Britney Spears already parting ways? After a week's worth of recycling the same T-shirt and showing her panty-less crotch a dozen or so times, Brit appears to be calling off ties with the only heiress she's ever allowed to hold the child whose name she remembers. The Billboard Awards had fingered the twosome to cohost the Dec. 4 live show, but now word comes that the pop star mama has canceled our hopes and dreams of seeing two inept role models stumble over teleprompter lines.
The only person who can save the Billboard Awards now? Fellow blonde bimbette Pamela Anderson. She'll do it. Seriously. Just ask her.
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Well, they could always let Tamara Conniff co-host. She's got the dizzy bleach blonde thing going and would make Paris feel right at home…
I'm wondering if Britney's newly rehired manager and lawyers read her the riot act. That is, that all this dancing, prancing, partying and looking like a trollup could lead to problems in the Divorce Court. Judges watch television too and if they were smart, they'd threaten her with having her kids fostered by her mother.
You know, I think part of what she is doing is blowing off steam, part of it is trying to quickly resurrect her personna as a "wild child", by hooking up with the "wild women of the moment", since she's been out of circulation for 2+ years and in the show biz time span, that could make or break you- she may not want to be known as a "Mommy", but she should be careful as to all the ramifications of her actions.
The Ex, on the other hand, if being himself and that is lowly on its own merits. Has he EVER seen this 4th and newest child? Come to think of it, have any of us? Does THIS child exist or has Britney put it up for adoption, because he didn't want it anyway? : (
"The Billboard Awards had fingered the twosome…" Now, now, Jossip really. Who hasn't fingered the twosome? I'll be here all week.
Brittanys dumb anyway. Im surprised that she knows what a bilboard award is.