You know that Chris Rock routine, where he goes after black men who “always want credit for some shit they’re supposed to do”?

“They’ll brag about stuff a normal man just does. They’ll say something like, ‘Yeah, well I take care of my kids.’ You’re supposed to, you dumb motherfucker. ‘I ain’t never been to jail.’ Whaddya want? A cookie? You’re not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!”

So congratulations, Britney Spears, for scoring three days of supervised visits with your own children.