Britney Spears' Road to Recovery Involves Murder

Britney Spears recorded a promo spot for this year's MTV Video Music Awards, the program that she opened last year with lip syncing, haphazard choreography, and back fat. Her participation with MTV so far inevitably leads to more speculation that she might return to the VMAS on Sept. 7. Then again, crazier things can happen: Quentin Tarantino did cast Spears as a lesbian murderess in his upcoming remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!.
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What an absolutely stupid move, p.r.-wise. Just stupid. This is the last thing Spears should be doing. Who’s advising her, if anyone? And Tarentino should know better than to be an enabler to someone with mental health problems. And that terrible movie is among many trash-heap movies that no one should ever consider re-making. Can’t Tarentino find a decent project to work on, like a real film with a real story and real dialogue that doesn’t involved stupid sensationalism and tackiness? Everyone involved here needs to take a breath, re-consider, and promptly get back to reality. Spears and Tarantino should not do this project. Nor should anyone else on the planet.