
Speaking of the AMAs, by now you know Britney Spears was the surprise presenter last night, trotting out her new bod for her umpteenth "I'm single, y'all" declaration. But in all the effort to keep her appearance a secret, the fact that host Jimmy Kimmel would be launching into a Kevin Federline skit (wherein a fake K-Fed is put in a crate and tossed into the ocean) was never communicated to the mother of two. E!'s Marc Malkin reports the skit was produced a while ago, before Britney was added to the show's roster. But that didn't mean Britney's – and Kevin's &ndash flacks didn't place an angry phone call or two to producers, with Spears demanding the skit be dropped from the show's West Coast feed. It wasn't. And, to be sure, nobody even took Kevin's calls.

Britney please! Why are you shocked? Everyone knows ur marriage was a JOKE, you now are a JOKE also. K-Fed always has been a JOKE (except in Shar's eyes)! Did you think your coochie was a prize! Now you have 2 babies with their nanny and your out looking unclean, down right dirty and skanky with last nights clothing on for the past 3 or 4 days. Not to even mention your cheap looking shoes and hair extensions. Go home and raise your KIDS now girl and try to regain some dignity. For Real.
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