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JLo’s Career Prospects Shrink As Her Waistband Expands. First Goes The Hot Bod, Next Up: The Army Of Skanks

• JLo’s record label finally discovers what Hollywood film execs have already known for years: “She costs too much money and doesn???t sell enough.” But at least she’s assy!

• Bad ideas: Allowing Britney Spears to give you a lapdance. Marginally better ideas: Backpedaling awkwardly and totally denying it afterwards.

• It will never fail to astonish that the person who lends her irritating high-pitched voice to the annoying chubby girl on Family Guy is really the hot girl from That 70’s Show.

• Could Lindsay Lohan really be sober/boring these days? If so, which up-and-coming tween star will step up to fill her vom-covered Jimmy Choos?

• Not everything is better in slow motion. This, however, totally is! [via CityRag]

Oct 31, 2007 · Link · 1 Reponse

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LRM216 says:

I think J Lo would have hit the skids a lot earlier in time had it not been the credibility that her romance with Ben afforded her. Had she remained only “Diddy’s girl” – she’d have been gone in a NY minute.

Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 3:00 pm

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