Britney's Baby Photos: Free to the Glossiest, And Nicest
 

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Britney Spears divorce reveals itself to be a more calculated endeavor with each passing hour. First there was the whole "not telling Kevin Federline part." Then there was the date she chose as to not activate a clause in her prenup that would give Kevin more money. And now WWD's Irin Carmon reports that she's gone one step further: offering up pictures of her second son, Jayden James, for free.

Sure, Britney's worth an estimated $30-something million, but giving away such hot photos gratis? That's so unlike her. (So are thighs that don't touch, but one story at at time, people.) But there she is, shopping around her snaps to the women's magazines and not asking for a dime in return. Which begs the question: What's that crazy white girl thinking?

She's thinking about what the sale of the photo would mean for her soon-to-be ex-husband, that's what. In their prenup, Britney and Kevin agreed that the cash earned from the sale of any of their photos would go directly to Kevin, so think of Brit's latest move as the ultimate goodbye kiss, in which she leaves her husband with no cash, no cars or jewels (all gifts over $10k go back to the original giver), and a recording contract that's all but expired in embarrassment.

The pop tart is also hoping for a coveted cover at a respected magazine. You know, one that doesn't include the words "People" or "Weekly" in it. Offering up the pics for free will be a huge negotiating tactic when it comes to getting a monthly glossy to spin her story the way she sees fit. And to think: All Graydon Carter will require to hand over a Vanity Fair cover are the intimate details of the divorcing couple's sex lives.

Comments (0)

No. 1 · zoe lynn

hiya i love britney she is so fab i look up to her as a insparating xxxx

Posted: Nov 9, 2006 at 2:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · erin

haha, stone cold, britney. i love it.

Posted: Nov 9, 2006 at 4:00 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · bob

her boobs look SO fake. they look bolted onto her chest.

Posted: Nov 9, 2006 at 5:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · inthe know

WHATEVER WITH

Posted: Nov 9, 2006 at 10:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Niki

About the SO fake comment, she just had a baby . . . SHE'S LACTATING! ! ! ! ! its not rocket science, just common sense, after any woman has a baby her breasts will swell up to like 4xs their natural size. with that said, i used to hate Brittney but now i'm all for her - way to get back on track and ditch that scuzzy baggage, there's nothing better than a comeback story and shes about to give us a great one, cheers :)

Posted: Nov 10, 2006 at 9:40 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · yousuck

i think peple should respect britney for her decison, not playing her down like this pathetic reporter

Posted: Nov 10, 2006 at 3:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · neka

way to go brit!!!..i'm lovin da prenup…….he should get nothin he earned nothin!

Posted: Nov 10, 2006 at 11:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Sally

She pretty much got what she BEGGED for!!! She greased all of the black coochie juices from his you-know-what, dropped 2 kids while he parties and enjoyed the ride… Good for him!!!

Posted: Nov 11, 2006 at 12:29 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Alex

Its about time she lose some wight, and we're not talking about her body. I am loving how she's slamming her former man and sending him into the trash where he belongs. Kevin Federline is a plague against humanity and I hope his music career dies out and he lives unhappily ever after, sleazy Shar and Brit cheating scuzzbag.

Posted: Nov 12, 2006 at 10:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Christopher Longaway

"Its about time she lose some wight…" Alex! You racist fiend! How could you say something so offensive towards caucasians like that?! Sure, I am no friend of "wighty" either, but that doesn't mean that I want to "lose some" of them. Is that your street ebonical term for murdering wighty; "lose some"?
Not only do you hate wighty physically, but mentally and spiritually as well observe: "Its about time she lose some wight, and were not talking about her body." In reading this, I was especially disturbed when you used them term "were". This implies that you have a whole wighty hate party you are sponsoring. Sad. You even went on to say more racist remarks about wighty: "plague against humanity" and "dies out", and even "scuzzbag". What type of human being could say such filth?

Posted: Nov 12, 2006 at 10:59 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Kirstin

Hi I am a big fan of Britney Spears .The are very jelous of you.

Posted: Dec 21, 2006 at 10:36 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · michelle

bsta ako mahal na mahal ko c jholas pero nloko nya lang ako
luv u so much
o1_06
never be replaced
100"4 evah
michelle 2 sana mkahanap na me ng rigth guy
4 me. . . . . . .

Posted: Jan 2, 2007 at 6:43 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · mitch_17

c mark naman minahal koh ng higit sa sarili koh
pero. . . ?
sobra nya akong cnaktan
ano bah?? ??
kailan ba ako maka2hanap ng true guy 4 me? ? ?

mArK_17 4 ever lang poh
never be rlaced
mahal kita pero mahal mo xa pero gnago knya
sana? ginago nalng kita ng minahal mo rin akodibah. . . .

Posted: Jan 2, 2007 at 6:51 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · nikki

christopher.. he said weight.. not white. fag.

i loooove britney

Posted: Jan 2, 2007 at 3:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · kristen

kris says hi britney you are my favroite my mom says that you are my cousin becaouse your grandma is my grandmas cousin so are you really my cousin write me back

Posted: Feb 18, 2007 at 3:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · mikey

mikey says hi britney do you love me send me a baby pic of your child i am kristens brother i want a baby pic for my sister so she can have one of them send it on the computer she wants to know what your address is bye love mikey maynerd

Posted: Feb 18, 2007 at 3:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Daria

What is wrong wit you doin all dat Brittany??

Posted: Mar 17, 2007 at 2:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · bri

laeve her the flip alone she has done nothing wrong and she probably shaved her head because of all of the stress everyone puts her through.i am a fan of hers and what the poperatzie and the magazines say and do to her is wrong. I still love you britney!!!!!!! i hope you are okay.

Posted: Mar 19, 2007 at 1:03 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · louis

hay breeni u kno i like your boobs….how did u?

Posted: Mar 24, 2007 at 9:39 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · kristen

why are you so nasty and why did you shave your head

Posted: Apr 9, 2007 at 3:17 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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