The 'Win A Date With Douchebag Brody Jenner' contest has officially begun!

As you know, we've been waiting for this fateful day for several weeks now, and finally, other media outlets have started to take note! We've seen Brody mania spread as far as the reaches of Gawker and Best Week Ever, and are hopeful that it will soon take its rightful place on the front pages of The New Yorker and/or Supermarket News.

And while, naturally, the ladies have already started sending in their video pleas, it's not too late for you to join them!

Our advice on how to get a leg up on the competition? Check out what the slightly cross-eyed Brody has to say about the perfect date, and then try and say the exact same thing in your video response.**

Earlier:
• Reminder To All The Single Ladies: Brody Jenner Is Still Available
• Calling All Single Ladies: It's Your Day-After-Valentine's-Day Dreams Come True!

**Also, it might help if you're a pseudo-famous reality star, a rehabbing Mean Girl, or someone whose dad has a lot of money. (He totally loves that!)