Remember yesterday's cover of the New York Daily News? The story in which we learned poor old Mrs. Brooke Astor was being forced to take cheap ass versions of medicine and rub Vaseline all over her face because of her dickwad of a son Anthony Marshall?

Well, in case you've forgotten, the News would like to remind you that they brought you this story. Here's the sappy photo to prove their dedication to getting you to buy their newspaper.

In addition, the News has five (five!) articles on the topic &mdsash; most of which revolve around the fact that they broke this story. Good old New York dailies. Always making the effort to bring the stories that matter. Even if it takes the giant sacrifice of 10,000 words of self promotion.

Love-filled memoir before the betrayal [Michael Daly, Daily News]
The fight to save Brooke [Helen Peterson, Daily News]
Those who adore her call treatment 'sinful' [James Kirchick and Dave Goldiner]
Astor's place [David Hinckley, Daily News]
Why she's your Miss Brooke [Joe Dziemianowicz]