Somebody needs to clue in Bruce Willis' assistant on the goings on around town. As you all know (because you read our relevant and informative site) The Pink Elephant re-scheduled last night's club opening bash, uh, because the bar within a bar wasn't quite ready to open. The originally scheduled V-Day party was forced to move to another, undisclosed location.

It's really a shame, too, because the trendy club, recently relocated from 8th Avenue to the innards of Crobar on 27th St., would have been the perfect scene for the single celeb on Valentine's Day. At least that's what Bruce Willis thought.

The star, unaware of that club's change in plans, showed up stag to the opening of another soon-to-be hotspot, Pre:Post under the assumption that it was, in fact Pink Elephant. A gossip bird tells us, "he just walked up, smoking a cigarette, and went into the bar, thinking it was the Pink Elephant opening."

All these openings, closing, re-schedulings, changings, no wonder B was all mixed-up! Luckily, posh photog Patrick McMullan was inside (throwing his 1.2 millionth promo party for his book Kiss Kiss) and invited Bruce in for a drink. The lonely Valentine accepted, but then headed on into the night.

No word as to where the rest of night brought him. Possibly wandering the streets looking for love? Or trying to find a bar that was actually open?

Earlier: Pink Elephant phunks with our heart