If Dina Lohan is truly interested in having an intervention with daughter Lindsay, her first step would be to take away her BlackBerry. It's during Lindsay's less lucid moments that she's penning semi-coherent messages to friends that continue to be leaked to the press. First there was her off-the-cuff Robert Altman memorial, and today Page Six brings word that last week Lindsay scribbled another note.

This time her focus was battling the media (and perhaps suing for defamation) for ruining her image. And who has she enlisted for help? Al Gore and the Clintons, among others.

Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. … If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.

She goes on to talk about how much she impacts youth, as well as old folks, "which we all know and can obviously see." Which is true, if the youth are Dakota Fanning and the old folks are Meryl Streep and the impact is them not wanting to work with her.