On those days where it's too hot to venture outdoors, there's nothing more refreshing than an industrial sized (and extremely un-PC) air conditioning, an ice cream sundae, and—of course—a mid-afternoon edition of Cable Quotables. Welcome back Intern Wendy from her one week reprieve, as she tells us more than we wanted to ever wanted to know about the inner-workings of Willie Geist.

• "I want to learn what Mindy Cohn was like behind the scenes. Willie Geist, revealing his secret Facts of Life fetish, Morning Joe, July 6

• "Can you climb up into Cheney’s head, or is that off limits for Security reasons?" John Ridley, on the real final frontier, Morning Joe, July 6

• "When it was Clinton, it was cigars and Monica Lewinsky. It was good times." Willie Geist, looking forward to seeing Bill (and his bevvy of interns) back in the White House, Morning Joe, July 6

• "Morning Joe continues on Monday, sadly, with Joe." Willie Geist, pissed that he has to go back to working with Tucker Carlson, Morning Joe, July 6

• "Whooooooooooooa! Lesbians with pink pistols! That’s good!" Dan Abrams, wooing us with his latent heterosexuality, MSNBC Live with Dan Abrams, July 9