Thank God It's (Finally!) Friday. With Memorial Day weekend just ahead, we've spent the bulk of our time daydreaming about barbecues and beach bums&mdash—and forgot to watch our favorite pundits battle it out on cable television. Thankfully, Intern Wendy had far more restraint, hence today's (almost) weekend edition of Cable Quotables.

• “It's kind of like finding out there's no Santa Claus. I've been drinking those Rocky raw egg cocktails since I was a kid. Couldn't figure out why it wasn't working.” Dan Abrams, traumatized by rumors of Sylvester Stallone's 'roid rage, Scarborough Country, May 21

• “No, Wal-Mart is a huge, huge thing. They have some of the cheapest fishing tackle in America.” Tucker Carlson, a sucker for the giant yellow smiley face, Tucker, May 21

• “I mentored with Zamfir, master of the pan flute. I don't like to talk about it.” Anderson Cooper, on his hidden musical talent, Anderson Cooper 360, May 22

• “It‘s like a cupid shot them right in the face, I mean, the heart, the heart, right in the heart.” Cecily Knobler, on lovebirds Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco, Scarborough Country, May 23

• “Should I feel responsible since it started over Al Gore’s experience on this show?” Larry King, taking the credit blame for the Rosie O’Donnell/Elisabeth Hasselbeck fight, Larry King Live, May 23