It's hot, humid and sort-of cloudy outside. Our air-conditioner's on the fritz, blasting out sporadic puffs of freezing cold air then inexplicably shutting off for an afternoon nap. We tried drinking a Red Bull to perk up but it turns out without vodka mixed in, it kinda tastes like crap. Which means it's time for today's Cable Quotables! This time, Intern Wendy easily ties everything with a unifying factor, saying simply "Nancy Grace's pregnancy is the best gift Jossip ever had." Well, not counting the shower-radio.
• "I don't know about you, but every time I go for a drive, I always take my mallet. Got to have a mallet. Definitely need a carload of diapers, some of them soiled, in the back seat. And where would any of us be without our trusty buck knife? Got to have on of these, much less got to have a BB gun. Got to have a BB gun for a long drive." Nancy Grace, on what road trips will be like for her twins, road trip, Nancy Grace, August 24
• "Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, it`s all about me.” Nancy Grace, stating the obvious, Nancy Grace, August 24
• You only get to choose when it comes to killing your kids, but no other choices for you." Tucker Carlson, giving parenting tips to Nancy Grace, Tucker, August 24
• "I don’t do that much all day, Tucker. Don’t overrate it. Walk around, say 'how ya doing,' keep morale up." Bill Wolff, on the job requirements for MSNBC bigshots, Tucker, August 27
MSNBC reports “A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted a Missouri woman for her alleged role in perpetrating a hoax on the online social network MySpace against a 13-year-old neighbor who committed suicide. Lori Drew of suburban St. Louis allegedly helped create a false-identity MySpace account to contact Megan Meier, who thought she was chatting with a 16-year-old boy named Josh Evans. Josh didn't exist. Megan hanged herself at home in October 2006 after receiving cruel messages, including one stating the world would be better off without her.” This is one of the same types of crimes Nancy Grace did against the late Melinda Duckett, and Nancy and CNN are alleged to have paid out tens-of-millions in dollars to settle this lawsuit against them. With a ordered-contingency against discussing the crimes of Nancy Grace in this case, CNN was not able to respond to MSNBC’s repeated requests for further comments and explanations. Nancy should definitely be in prison for these and other crimes she has committed against real victims. Click on the Link to help give Nancy a hand.