"Congratulations for making my life hell the past few days," writes a (sort-of) joking Intern Wendy. "Thanks to Jossip's coverage of Tucker Carlson, I had to rewrite my entire column for today. It's enough to make me ask for a raise," she sighs, adding, "if I were getting paid in the first place." Oh, Wendy. Such a kidder…

• "Nasty, bad, naughty boy, that is the single gayest thing I have ever heard a senator say ever. That is redolent of gayness." Tucker Carlson, showing off his gay-dar, Tucker, August 28

• "You just did a foot move there, Tucker." Pat Buchanan, wondering if anything's "afoot" under the table, Tucker, August 28

• "Are there a lot of political dancers?" Tucker Carlson, wondering how many strippers go to the poles pols, Tucker, August 28

• "There is an unspoken code when people are soliciting sex. Now explain it to me." Nancy Grace, learning another form of "sign language," Nancy Grace, August 28