Rough week? Relax, it's Friday! So kick your heels up, take an extended lunch break and allow Correspondent Wendy to momentarily distract you from that black abyss you call a "day job." According to Wendy, the theme of today's Cable Quotables is "What We've learned." Among the revelations? Why Bill Wolff earns the big bucks at MSNBC (web surfing), what Tucker Carlson does in Vegas (re-enacting the 12 Days of Christmas) and what Anderson Cooper dreams of (diving into a mosh pit). Need we say more?

• "Where do you get maids-a-milking? One word: Vegas." Tucker Carlson, the voice of experience, Tucker, November 26

• "I’m not sure what she’s looking for, other than some sort of rash.” Anderson Cooper, trying desperately to hide his "secret" obsession with A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, Anderson Cooper 360, November 26

• "Well, Dobbs and Blitzer back in the day, they were big into the whole mosh pit scene . . . They don’t talk about it much, but it’s true.” Anderson Cooper, longing to dive into a pit of screaming, groping men, Anderson Cooper 360, November 27

• "She‘s a tire fire. She keeps burning and smells kind of funny." Bill Wolff, on what drag racing and Britney Spears have in common, Tucker, November 28

• "It‘s the second best. There's one that is better called DListed.com. I highly recommend it. Though it‘s not safe for work. You know what I‘m saying?” Bill Wolff, dissing Perez Hilton, forgetting about Jossip, Tucker, November 28