Sometimes Wendy is feeling whimsical. And when that happens, we generally go with it, lest she become angry about having to watch all those crappy cable shows in the first place! Today, Wendy writes, "I was thinking…what's the best way to save Tucker Carlson's show? Screw the bow ties: bring back Willie Geist!" (No bow ties? Surely Wendy's gone mad! But as it turns out, she has her reasons).

"Although Tucker's "Willie 2.0" replacement and part-time VP Bill Wolff is okay, nothing beats seeing Tucker and Willie riffing off each other. Besides, Willie could totally do it…sleep is highly overrated, anyway." And we totally agree! At least, we think we do. What was that part at the end? We may have inadvertently drifted off for a moment…

• "I will say is you‘re giving away one of the great secrets: we‘re nothing without makeup and hair products." Adonis-like pundit Bill Wolff, sharing what he has in common with Brad Pitt, Tucker, December 6

• "I sit in these chairs every morning, usually with a nice woman sitting next to me. This is different than that." Willie Geist, intimidated by Tucker Carlson’s rugged masculinity, Tucker, December 10

• "These are the Love Connection chairs. Chuck Woolery loaned them to us.” Willie Geist, showing the latest NBC 2.0 cutbacks, Tucker, December 10

• "I believe that all women are implanted with a chip at birth, and whatever Oprah tells them to do, they do.” Willie Geist, on why the hand that holds the daytime talk show microphone rules the world, Tucker, December 10

• "It does touch on a common theme on Oprah’s show. Men are bad!" Tucker Carlson, showing what Oprah and every single episode of the Nance Grace show ever taped have in common, Tucker, December 10