This week, we learn that talk shows hosts don't know how to Christmas shop, are misguided about Ann Coulter's psyche and think cats need wigs. The holiday's spirit has gotten to everyone's head.

• “But you really hurt my feelings. Do you care?” Alan Colmes, clueless that Ann Coulter doesn’t have a heart (or a brain), Hannity and Colmes, December 13

• “Yes, I’m still trying to figure out the cats with wigs, why … why cats need wigs. They’re crying out for it.” Anderson Cooper, crusading to save balding cat everywhere, Anderson Cooper 360, December 13

• “You look pathetic. You’re walking aimlessly around the stores like zombies with credit cards. Listless, clueless, hapless.” Neil Cavuto, describing shopping for his wife, Your World, December 14

• “I think Darth Vader is behind it all.” Anderson Cooper, explaining his theory on global warming, Anderson Cooper 360, December 17

• “Would you feel a little like Farrah Fawcett in a Lifetime movie rocking back and forth in the shower, just not being able to get clean?” Glenn Beck, feeling dirty, Glenn Beck, December 17

• “Does that include Hillary? Does she shave? . . . I mean, she—she shaves her legs. I'm just saying.” Glenn Beck, wondering if Hillary Clinton is into Brazilian waxes, Glenn Beck, December 17