This week's theme from Correspondent Wendy: Ickiness. Glenn Beck's butt, K-Fed's "magic wand," and Keith Olbermann's code word for intimate moments. It's enough to make one correspondent hurl.

• “A personal admission to make tonight. I‘ve always found the word ‘caucus’ faintly obscene, particularly the verb form ‘to caucus.’” Keith Olbermann, revealing his inner prude, Countdown, January 2

• “Well, he sticks it in and you start swelling.” Michael Musto, explaining Kevin Federline penis's has supernatural powers, Countdown, January 2

• “NBC has Michael Douglas, we want someone who has gravitas, as well. And who had more gravitas than Ozzy Osbourne.” Anderson Cooper, pimping Ozzy Osbourne as the next James Earl Jones, Anderson Cooper 360, January 4

• “It was butt surgery. I had surgery on my ass. And that's about it.” Glenn Beck, a literal pain in the ass, Glenn Beck, January 7

• “So many people I know are taking—you know, we call it Vitamin A here on my floor at CNN because so many people are on Vitamin A because they cannot sleep.” Glenn Beck, explaining why his staff are Ambien junkies, Glenn Beck, January 7