Today's edition of Cable Quotables is once more devoted to the antics of a certain prison-hopping heiress. "I don't know what was more exciting," writes Intern Wendy. "Anderson Cooper refusing to say Paris Hilton's name, or Dan Abrams getting downright giddy because he could use her incarceration to pimp his Lockup: LA County series!" Either way, she concludes, "God bless the American Judicial System."

• "Yeah…she’s crazy." Michael Musto, offering a clinical explanation for Paris Hilton’s medical problems, MSNBC with Chris Jansing, June 7

• "Huh?" Art Harris, summing up Paris Hilton’s release, CNN Newsroom, June 7

• At least with The Sopranos, you’ve got senses of humor and you have wit and you have good writing. You have a plot. I mean this is Paris Hilton.” Kyra Phillips, disappointed that The Simple Life storyline doesn't end Paris Hilton getting whacked, CNN Newsroom, June 7

• "It seems like the Sheriff’s Department read the Free Paris petition." Dan Abrams, offering the real reason behind Paris Hilton’s release, MSNBC Special Report, June 7

• "Paris is having to confront Paris." Dr. Carole Lieberman, challenging Dr. Phil's hard-earned place as Oprah's bitch, Larry King Live, June 7