Correspondent Wendy has never been happier. Why? Nancy Grace is back, and just as crazy as ever.

• “As a matter of fact, I don`t have any men doctors.” Nancy Grace, admitting all men are scared of her, Nancy Grace, January 7

• “Of course, they`ll probably both run out on me, be either juvenile delinquents or defense attorneys.” Nancy Grace, acknowledging what her twins and Britney Spears’ kids will have in common, Nancy Grace, January 7

• “I was minding my own business in the hospital, the only time I've ever been in the hospital in my life. And somebody gets past security and actually gets into the hospital room and starts praying.” Nancy Grace, wondering if Dr. Phil crashed her hospitalization, Nancy Grace, January 7

“What? What? What are you talking about? What, sex?” Nancy Grace, clueless about how babies are made despite having two, Nancy Grace, January 10

“Nancy, other than losing your mind …” Larry King, stating the obvious, Larry King Live, January 10

“Larry, in utero, she would actually try to kick him. I saw it myself on the ultrasounds.” Nancy Grace, proving her daughter beats up on guys, just like mommy, Larry King Live, January 10