Correspondent Wendy is back and freaked out about she found this week.
• “Like Beach Blanket Bikini (sic) Bingo ? I love that.” Bill O’Reilly, sharing his idea of an Oscar caliber film, The O’Reilly Factor, January 23
•“There are women slapping women, guys slapping women, women—guys slapping guys. And then there’s a lot of stop-over sex, whatever exactly that means.” Anderson Cooper, revealing his upcoming vacation plans, Anderson Cooper 360, January 24
•“And we’re all thrilled to have you. And I’m using the royal “we,” because that’s what TV anchors do. You don’t talk about “I.” It’s “we,” a collective “we.”” Anderson Cooper, giving the royal treatment to Erica Hill, Anderson Cooper 360, January 25
•“That is—that’s a mullet to beat all mullets. … That’s like the creme de la creme, the Cadillac of the—that’s like the Cadillac Escalade of the mullets.” Anderson Cooper, critiquing Erica Hill’s high school hairdo, Anderson Cooper 360, January 25
• “K-Fed and Adnan have already had their stimulus packages focused on her.” Joel McHale, explaining what Britney Spears gets a rise out of besides the economy, Countdown, January 25

KEITH OLBERMANN IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS COMMENTATOR TO COME ALONG IN THE LAST DECADE. HE IS NOT A SUCK-UP OR AN ASS KISSER. HE USES FORCEFUL LANGUAGE AND GETS RIGHT TO THE POINT AND EXPRESSES OPINIONS THAT MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF US HAVE BUT NEVER HEAR ANY OF THE TALKIG HEADS LIKE CHRIS "TWEETY BIRD" MATTHEWS WHO THINKS IT IS ALL ABOUT HIM AND ADORES THE SOUND OF HIS OWN VOICE, THAT'S WHY HE RAMBLES AND MUMBLES AND SPITS TRYING TO ANSWER HIS OWN QUESTIONS, TALKING OVER HIS GUESTS AND INTERRUPTING THEM TO MAKE SURE THE AUDIENCE CANNOT HEAR THEIR ANSWERS. I'M JUST SORRY THEY PAIRED THE GREAT KEITH OLBERMANN WITH CHRIS "TWEETY BIRD" MATTHEWS DURING THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN BECAUSE AS MUCH AS WE LAUGH KEITH, CHRIS "TWEETY BIRD" MATTHEWS IN BECOMING INCREASINGLY HARD TO STOMACH. EVEN THE SOUND OF HIS HIGH GRATING VOICE IS LIKE FINGERNAILS SCRAPING ON A CHALK BOARD.
I second everything Woody just said! Olbermann all the way!!!!!!!!!!
Can someone please tell me why the big deal about Erica Hill joining 360 as an anchor? Yup, I said anchor. I know they announced her as a correspondent, but we all know the truth. Why would they move a correspondent to New York? She will be sitting in the studio most of the time.
If it is to help ratings, if someone wasn't watching her before, why would they start now?