Disturbing nude images vampires, and male grooming habits from Correspondent Wendy, all after the jump.

• “Yes, just walking distance from Hooters.” Tucker Carlson, on the perks of working on location in Florida, Tucker, January 28

• “Have you ever—if you're trying just to get through something, have you ever just pictured Ted Kennedy naked?” Glenn Beck, revealing how he copes with stress, Glenn Beck, January 28

• “Maybe they’ll deport him to Vampireville or Transylvania someplace.” Bill O’Reilly, guessing where election drop-out John Edwards will wind up next, The O’Reilly Factor, January 28

• “I saw it right there. It said shame and had his name, Phil on it.” Bill Wolff, showing Dr. Phil’s listing in the dictionary, Tucker, January 30

• “Just think for the glorious better part of a year, it appeared that the Republican Party would nominate for president a thrice married serial cross dresser who lived with two gay men while being divorced with his wife who was acting in The Vagina Monologues. And it seems like a dream now, doesn't it?” Dana Milbank, offering a eulogy for the end of Rudy Giuliani’s campaign, Countdown, January 30

• “What is your position on men and nail care?” Willie Geist, proving real men get mani-peddies, Morning Joe, January 31