Every time we post Cable Quotables, we appreciate Correspondent Wendy more for sitting through all this cable TV. These guys say some dumb stuff.
• “What do you mean, not everybody agrees with me? Where am I wrong?” Sean Hannity, clueless why nobody gives a rat’s ass what he thinks, Hannity and Colmes, February 4
• “They vote their tribe, is that what you‘re saying?” Tucker Carlson, explaining the Barack Obama voting phenomenon, Tucker, February 6
• “He’s wearing shorts. Are you wearing shorts on The Factor, Miller? Is that what you’re doing?” Bill O’Reilly, loving the thought of Dennis Miller in tight pants, The O’Reilly Factor, February 6
• “Without us, he’d be shooting squirrels in a vacant parking lot. Willie Geist, dreaming about where Mike Huckabee would be without MSNBC, Morning Joe, February 6
• “He would run outa here like a little girl.” Willie Geist, fantasizing about Joe Scarborough fighting off rabid bats, Morning Joe, February 7
• “I think John McCain should French kiss Rush Limbaugh.” Glenn Beck, revealing his ultimate sex fantasy, Glenn Beck, February 8
Editorial Director
the saddest part is that all these media puppets sit and talk about the other media puppets all day. let's just throw them all on some vacant high school campus and tell them they're on camera.
Where's the coverage of any liberal talking-head?
Keith Olberman was CENSURED by the ADL for his "Hitler" salutes.
Keith also referred to an African-American basketball player as Roscoe "Chicken & Waffles", called Chris Wallace (who is Jewish) a "monkey", and just last week made a "Guaccamole" joke about (Hispanic) Gov. Bill Richardson.
Today, a regular guest/host on his show David Shuster had to appologize and was suspended from NBC News for referring to Hillary "pimping" out her daughter.
Stay classy, Jossip.