How does Correspodent Wendy feel about this installment of Cable Quotables? One word: disturbing.

• “I also learned I would not make a good nun.” Mika Brezinski, pondering her career choices, Morning Joe, February 13

• “I‘m not just saying that because I‘m a sexist, OK?” Tucker Carlson, proud to be a chauvinist, Tucker, February 13

• “Well, that is a Jesus in love scenario, though, isn‘t it?” Tucker Carlson, convinced The Da Vinci Code is true, Tucker, February 13

• “He‘d be a threat to my job, I think, absolutely no question, there‘s no question about it. Tucker Carlson, explaining his Mike Huckabee hatred, Tucker, February 13

• “Barry Manilow wanted to endorse. The Clintons are keeping it under wraps.” A.B. Stoddard, revealing the real threat to Hillary Clinton’s campaign, Tucker, February 13

• “The other thing I have heard about steroids is it makes your bits and pieces smaller. Is that true?” Anderson Cooper, telling Sanjay Gupta the real reason he doesn’t bulk up, Anderson Cooper 360, February 13