After the jump, Correspodent Wendy rounds up the best cable comments of the last few days.

• “Annoyance, fear, shock, and embarrassment.” Bill O’Reilly, comparing himself to Gary Busey at the Oscars, The O’Reilly Factor, February 25

• “She’s a statue, right?” Bill O’Reilly, convinced Cindy McCain was stolen from a wax museum, The O’Reilly Factor, February 25

• “I am not a fashion expert.” Larry King, dazzled by Elton John’s dress sense, Larry King Live, February 25

• “Hey, Willie…thanks again for bringing absolutely nothing to the table.” Mika Brzezinski, congratulating Willie Geist for what he does best, Morning Joe, February 25

• “I blame stagflation.” Bill Wolff, explaining why this year’s Oscars sucked, Tucker, February 25