After the jump, Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best cable comments of the last few days.

• “Should the Hillary Clinton campaign continue to employ an emotionally troubled spokesman? Is that wise?” Tucker Carlson, concerned that Bill Clinton’s going nuts, Tucker, February 26

• “You know, he is now the cool kid. She is the crazy cafeteria lady with the wild eyes. And the press is certainly going to jump on with the cool kid.” Dennis Miller, with his “grade school” comparison of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, The O’Reilly Factor, February 27

• “You complimented me on my hair cut and I sensed some sarcasm . . . So mock away, Erica Hill. Mock away.” Anderson Cooper, taking pride in his use of hair products, Anderson Cooper 360, February 27

• “Michael Douglas is shaking in his boots that NBC is going to let him go and Ozzy is going to get hired for them. You can’t have Ozzy Osbourne, we’ve got him. That’s from the audition to the voice of 360.” Anderson Cooper, thrilled the “Prince of Darkness” is on his team, Anderson Cooper 360, February 27

• “One of the main complaints on this program is I`m just too darned sexy myself. A lot of guys write to me and say my wife is so turned on with talk of economic disaster and Islamic extremism, stop it, please, I want to keep my marriage together. I have to say, chicks dig me. At least the chicks who are turned on by talk of economic disaster and Islamic extremists, those are the ones who really dig me. So I lead a very, very lonely life. But hey, there`s nothing I can do about that.” Glenn Beck, musing how being wacko has turned him into a major stud, Glenn Beck, February 28