After the jump, Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best cable comments of the last few days.

“You know, in fourth grade when you guys first started as KISS, I wasn’t cool enough to be in the KISS Army, but I wanted to be in the KISS Army.” Anderson Cooper, telling Gene Simmons his real career goal, Anderson Cooper 360, February 28

“I`d put a cupcake in there. You never know when you’re getting hungry.” Glenn Beck, giving Miss America tips on what to hide under her crown, Glenn Beck, February 29

“It seemed like a good idea at the time! I told Mick!” Joe Scarborough, warning Mick Jagger that the Hell’s Angels really are from hell, Morning Joe, March 3

“That’s upsetting. I don’t know if I can have breakfast now.” Mike Brzezinski, queasy after watching Larry King’s dance moves, Morning Joe, March 3

“Does it matter that the woman is stone cold stupid?” Bill O’Reilly, critiquing his audience, The O’Reilly Factor, March 3

“And he has a halitosis problem, from what I’ve heard, too. Just to add insult to injury. Not that we’re biased…” Anderson Cooper, bitter that Knut the Polar Bear grew, Anderson Cooper 360, March 3