After the jump, Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best cable comments of the last few days.

• "Let me just make the obvious point that women are often loved when they lose by other women, by the way, which is the key to the success of the Oprah show, wouldn‘t you say?" Tucker Carlson, explaining while he'll never be Oprah Winfrey, Tucker, March 3

• "You and that map is just irresistible," Brit Hume,man-crushing on Bill Hemmer, Fox Election Coverage, March 4

• "Keith has a little bell and he enjoys playing with it." Joe Scarborough, revealing why Keith Olbermann likes his "toys" small, MSNBC Election Coverage, March 4

• "There's nothing as sad to me as democrat-on-democrat violence." Joe Scarborough, wishing the republicans would get in a brawl, Morning Joe, March 4

• "It all has no value. It's complete junk. But we love it!" Mika Brzezinski, on the value of Willie Geist's work, Morning Joe, March 4