Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.

• "I woke up yesterday morning and one of the first thoughts I had was — this is something that happens to me a lot — what is Clay Aiken doing?" —Tucker Carlson, previewing how he'll spend his time now that his show's been canned, Tucker, March 7

• "I woke up yesterday morning and one of the first thoughts I had was — this is something that happens to me a lot — what is Clay Aiken doing?" —Tucker Carlson, previewing how he'll spend his time now that his show's been canned, Tucker, March 7

• "Well, you know, it reminded me that in many ways, Hillary Clinton is Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. And you better hold her for the extra breath or she's coming up with a Ginzu." —Dennis Miller, anticipating bunny boiling in the White House, The O'Reilly Factor, March 5

• "It's one thing that you bring useless, valueless information to the table, but when it's gross, is where we draw the line." —Mika Brzezinski, setting boundaries for Willie Geist, Morning Joe, March 10

• "There are a couple of things we don't do in the morning: stories on ear hair, and former clips of Rosie O'Donnell on The View." —Joe Scarborough, setting the bar low for Willie Geist, Morning Joe, March 10

• "I hope I'm not leaking out here." Bill O'Reilly, auditioning for a Depends commercial, The O'Reilly Factor, March 10