Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.

• “Gary, next time you do this, I’d like to imagine you, like, dressing up as a student with, like, a little fake mustache and, you know, a little hat or something to try to ask some questions.” —Anderson Cooper, sharing his idea of a hot dress-up, I, March 10

• “Well, it was good to know that Barack Obama is not the Antichrist.” —Glenn Beck, wondering if Hillary Clinton is Satan, I, March 10

• “Give me a sinner over a hypocrite any day. I`ll tell you right up front, I`m a sinner. There`s no doubt about it.” —Nancy Grace, doing her lenten repentance, Nancy Grace, March 10

• “You made a bold prediction, and if you’re wrong, I can mock you.” —Bill O’Reilly, loving his job, The O’Reilly Factor, March 11

• “I don’t know how he ever found the time.” —Mike Huckabee, in awe of Eliot Spitzer’s ability to schedule hooker time, The O’Reilly Factor, March 11

• “I brought you two things: news you can’t use, and disease.” —Willie Geist, sharing his legacy, Morning Joe, March 14