Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.

• “He‘s been embedded on the front lines. He has been willing to do a lot of war reporting, actually, to be fair. It‘s just that his war of focus has really been the war on Easter and to lesser extent the war on Christmas. That has not left a lot of time for the killing wars.” —Rachel Maddow, justifying why BIll O’Reilly battlefield reporting, Countdown, March 19

• “There wasn’t a tussle? There was a little — oh, I don’t know — incident with Charlie Rose or someone?” —Erica Hill, not buying Andeson Cooper’s surgery scar story, Anderson Cooper 360, March 19

• “Matthews said was trying to do the Philly Dog. I don‘t think I can face him again. I don‘t think I can face him again.” —Keith Olbermann, traumatized by Chris Matthews’ dance skills, Countdown, March 19

• “There`s something sexy about crazy women. There is and she`s got it in her eyes. When you look at her as a man, you`re like, “Wow! This woman`s nuts and it`s sexy. . . . She`ll find a bed, trust me.” —Steve Santagati, predicting that Heather Mills will land on her back, if not her feet, Showbiz Tonight, March 19

• “Have you heard that song? ‘I know what you want. I`ll give you what you want. I know what you want. I`ll give you what you want.’” —Nancy Grace, indulging her inner “ho”, Nancy Grace, March 19

• “She should do the spread for “Hustler,” you know, take the lubricant ad and move on, because her 15 minutes is about over.” —Dennis Miller, offering career advice to Ashley Dupre, The O’Reilly Factor, March 19
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