Ever wondered when someone's finally going to drop the "gay bomb," the secret to instant internet celebrity or the pitfalls of a cartoon-animated Paris Hilton? Well, Intern Wendy is ready with the answers to those questions and more in this Friday edition of Cable Quotables.

• "What about the gay bomb? What about the gay bomb? Who is going to be brave enough to ask about the gay bomb is my question? That‘s my question." Tucker Carlson, fascinated with the Pentagon’s "secret weapon," Tucker, June 13

• "How difficult is it for you not to jump off the stage and punch out the moderator?" Joe Scarborough, fantasizing about roughhousing with Wolf Blitzer, Morning Joe, June 14

• "All I can say is I’m going to be living with Lou Dobbs this weekend." Brian Williams, living the Fathers Day Dream, Morning Joe, June 14

• "I’m gonna have your agent start leaking things to TV Newser." Joe Scarborough, cursing his own agent for not thinking of that first, Morning Joe, June 14

• "You don’t want to see the Hulk when he has syphilis." Cecily Knobler, on the hazards of a Paris Hilton animated series, Scarborough Country, June 14