Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.

• “I think when Hillary cried on her way out of the womb, she was faking that to guilt the doctor into giving her a front row basinett in the display case.” —Dennis Miller, reflecting on Hillary Clinton’s sincerity, The O’Reilly Factor, March 25

• “He’s like a Muppet that was accidentally washed on hot or something,” —Dennis Miller, comparing James Carville to Miss Piggy, The O’Reilly Factor, March 25

• “Wouldn’t you love to see all these people turn to salt? Wouldn’t that be just great?” —Bill O’Reilly, dreaming of God’s revenge on MSNBC’s primetime hosts, The O’Reilly Factor, March 25

• “Dennis Miller, everybody, with the satanic Chihuahua under a heat lamp and encouraging sightless people to follow in the governor of New York’s footsteps or something.” —Bill O’Reilly, summing up the lunacy that is Dennis Miller, The O’Reilly Factor, March 25

• “What’s the campaign slogan there, live free or die?” —Mika Brzesinsky, pondering Jack Kevorkian’s entry into politics, Morning Joe, March 25

• “I’m drawn by all the waste you bring to the table.” —Mika Brzezinsky, revealing why she crushes on Willie Geist, Morning Joe, March 26