Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.

• "Are you all right? Do you need something? Do we need to put a moat around you?" —Keith Olbermann, protecting Maria Milito, Countdown, March 27

• "I guess everyone wants a piece of the princess. But you‘re my pimp. I‘m your ho. Pimps don‘t share ho's. Come on." —Maria Milito, describing her "special relationship" with Keith Olbermann, Countdown, March 27

• "Do you like hotels?" —Greta Van Susteren, not so subtly propositioning Kevin Bacon, On the Record, March 28

• "Yes, I know, because Wolf was calling Lou, and Lou was calling Wolf. They were kibbutzing about this back and forth, exactly what this meant when they were flying this weekend. But I think they're both covered." —Anderson Cooper, revealing how Wolf Blitzer and Lou Dobbs aer handling the nipple ring airport security issue, Anderson Cooper 360, March 28

• "Let me ask, what is the specific threat of a nipple ring to our security?" —Willie Geist, worrying about his next body piercing, Morning Joe, March 28

• "Well the reaction is a bit like an invitation by Dick Cheney to go hunting." —Richard Wolffe, on why democrats won't endorse Hillary Clinton, Countdown, March 30