Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.

• "Useless, one thing. Disgusting, another." —Mika Brzezinski, cringing that Rosie O'Donnell's hair is "gray all over," Morning Joe, April 9

• "Another sad reminder that there are no winners when turkeys fight." —Willie Geist, bemoaning fowl-upon-fowl violence, Morning Joe, April 9

• "I'm going to give you an assignment. The nude torch relay." —Mika Brzezinski, dreaming of a new Olympic event, Morning Joe, April 9

• "Did you know that he once dated 'Marie the Flame of Florida,' an exotic dancer from Florida?" —Michael Smerconish, sharing how John McCain is a regular guy, Verdict, April 10

• "I don‘t know. I was only 2 at the time. I don‘t know how prevalent book bags were. We‘re not doing it again, though. So - I mean we‘re interested. Everyone, you can keep writing in about whether there were book bags then. We had a slew of people saying, there were no book bags. There were no book bags. Look, I don‘t know." —Dan Abrams, on how deprived his childhood was, Verdict, April 10