Correspondent Wendy rounds up the best comments made on cable news in recent days.

• “So you feeling OK? I mean, your appendix is out. You’re looking all right. Do you miss it? Is it — you know, did you have a little ceremony for it?” —Bill O’Reilly, wishing he could sell Dennis Miller’s appendix as “Factor Gear”, The O’Reilly Factor, April 23

• “Chris Matthews looked at me like I was from outer space.” —Keith Olbermann, sharing what Chris Matthews and the viewers have in common, Countdown, April 23

• “There’s nothing I’d rather do than talk to my mancrush, Mark Haines.” —Joe Scarborough, on why he loves his job, Morning Joe, April 24

• “This is where journalism dies.” —Andrea Mitchell, reflecting on working with Joe Scarborough and Willie Geist, Morning Joe, April 24

• “So, I don’t even believe it was — how do we know it was his waffle? Has anyone DNA tested the waffle?” —Anderson Cooper, making sure hel’s bidding on a genuine Barack Obama waffle, Anderson Cooper 360, April 23

• “Mine, all mine. Victory is mine! Woo!” —Erica Hill, reflecting on how winning a caption contest beats winning an Emmy, Anderson Cooper 360, April 24