• “I learned Paula Abdul needs a color coded medication set.” —Willie Geist, sharing life lessons, Morning Joe, April 30

• “If you watch American Idol, you know that Paula Abdul has good nights and bad nights, just like any crazy person.” —Willie Geist, sharing what he and Paula Abdul have in common, Morning Joe, April 30

• “Now you’ve just torn apart my household.” —Mika Brzezinski, reacting to Willie Geist’s claim that American Idol is rigged, Morning Joe, April 30

• “Then the next thing I know, I wake up the next morning, there are monkeys exploded on the wall…and Walter Mondale is walking out the front door.” —Joe Scarborough, making Paula Abdul look normal, Morning Joe, April 30

• “I’m suffering, but I’m thriving.” —Joe Scarborough, sharing the joys of working at MSNBC, Morning Joe, April 30

• “NBC is now prepared to call the contest for India.” —Willie Geist, projecting India as the “world’s weirdest country” winner, Morning Joe, May 1

• “They say the babies are never hurt, because the babies never mention anything.” —Willie Geist, explaining how Indian baby tossing ain’t no big deal, Morning Joe, May 1

• “Okay…I’m going to be sick, actually.” —Mika Brzezinski, sharing an average day working with Joe Scarborough and Willie Geist, Morning Joe, May 1

• “People are going to look back on this morning, May 1, 2008. This is when you found your voice, my friend.” Joe Scarborough, giving Willie Geist props for finding the Indian baby tossing video, Morning Joe, May 1