• "Not be Hillary Clinton, quite frankly." —Dennis Miller, explaining how Hillary Clinton can win the democratic nomination, The O'Reilly Factor, May 7

• "Well, I will tell you that admitting that you‘ve had an adulterous affair and that you‘ve done some questionable things - I‘ve built my whole career on that." —Danny Bonaduce, sharing what he has in common with Barbara Walters, Verdict, May 9

• "As to her spat with Star Jones and Rosie and all, maybe they should get one of those inflatable pools, fill it with Jello. They can all get in there and wrestle. I don‘t want to watch that, by the way. But I would be amused to know if it happens." —Ron Reagan, sharing how Barbara Walters can get ratings up for "The View", Verdict, May 9

• "Do people want you wearing their stuff?" —Dan Abrams, wondering why Danny Bonaduce doesn't have a clothing line, Verdict, May 9

• "You might see a soccer field full of naked Austrians, but I see art." —Willie Geist, loving the nudists, Morning Joe, May 12

• "I recommend that when people are doing karaoke, I don't care how many drinks you've had, do "The Battle of New Orleans," —Chris Matthews, sharing his drunken sing along secrets, Morning Joe, May 12