If there's one place Intern Wendy goes to find out about the consequences of partying with Lindsay Lohan, it's definitely Scarborough Country.

• “But I can see Al Gore — I mean, I‘m concerned Al Gore could end up coming out of Teddy‘s nightclub in L.A. with her wearing no underpants, the way things are going over there.” Emily Smith, on the dangers of partying with Lindsay Lohan, Scarborough Country, December 7

• “Well I‘m going to have to go back to print, because I am going to have nothing to talk about in television if she leaves The View.” Tucker Carlson, out of a job if Rosie O’Donnell leaves ABC, Tucker, December 7

• “Yes, you‘ll laugh, you‘ll cry. You could do the old Christmas cliche and drag the kids to A Christmas Carol again, or freshen it up with Saddam at the Gallows. Why not take your kids to see an evil dictator be hanged. I think it is a lot of fun. “ Willie Geist, on what to see if The Grinch is sold out, Tucker, December 7

• “Don't ask me why but women don't like to wear the same clothing as other women. If Barry is wearing the same sneakers I'm wearing, I don't really care.” Bill O’Reilly, future client of Rachel Zoe, The O’Reilly Factor, December 7

• "They're right around the corner with the hypodermic needle and the net at all times." Nancy Grace, clueless as to why people are frightened of her, Glenn Beck, December 8