Since you were obviously too a) drunk b) high c) Britney Spears over the holidays to pay any attention to what the cable news talking heads were gabbing about, Intern Wendy went through the playbacks to catch you up on the Andersonisms you might've missed. Like a good Jossiper, she enjoys Ketel One, if you'd like to thank her.

• "So it's actually — you know, I grew up in a much different New York where Times Square was kind of dirty and seedy. And we kind of liked it that way." —Anderson Cooper, longing for sleazy New York, CNN Newsroom, December 30

• "Tell me about the ball. Tell me about the ball." —Anderson Cooper knows his balls, Anderson Cooper 360, December 31

• "Are you gradually disrobing? Are you taking off pieces of your clothing? Because you seem to be wearing something different than what you were first wearing." —Anderson Cooper, wanting to see John Zarrella do a New Year's strip, Anderson Cooper 360, January 1

• "As if they're hanging out privately on Saturday nights doing needlepoint, crocheting and playing pin on the tail on our coke dealer." —Chelsea Handler, describing an evening with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Scarborough Country, December 27

• "Let me just say I once had a Buchanan For President bumper sticker on my car. The SEC didn‘t do anything, but people kept trying to run me off the road. I‘m not sure what that‘s all about." —Willie Geist, on how supporting Pat Buchanan can get you killed, Tucker, December 28

• "Ah, the old big Snoop D-O-double-G. Thank you, Snoop Dogg. I'm not sure what to make of that." —Anderson Cooper, not getting that whole hip-hop thang, Anderson Cooper 360, January 1